The Daily Me - Alternate Reality News Service

"But...Wasn't It My Idea In The First Place?" The Third Generation Clone Of Mitt Romney Mused
And, If That Doesn't Work, There's A Sweet Little Galaxy Seven Hundred Thousand Light Years Away That Might Take You...
And, If The Worst Case Scenario Does Come To Pass, Well, After A Few Years Nobody Was Likely To Remember What Canada Was Anyway
Are You Sure You Want This Relationship?
She'll Put Out For Any Country That Will Send Fighter Jets To Protect Her Borders
Damned If You Donut
The Farce Is Strong In This One
I Could Kill You, But Then I'd Have To Ki - Oh, Wait...
If Ford Locks Up The Venusian Vote, He Will Be...No Further Ahead In The Mayoral Race
If It Didn't Start Out As A Seizure, It Certainly Became One When He Was Hustled Out Of The Room
Is There A Room For Two In Your Religious Accommodation?
It's Not The Size Of Your Popularity That Counts, But What You Can Do Without It
It's The Hotel California Of Anti-terror Tools!
Language Is A Virus From Outer Space
And I Would Rather Vex Arthropods Than Gluttony Thrace
On Message And Off Their Heads
Planet Celebrity: Not A Pleasant Place To Visit, Yet So Many People Want To Live There
They Wanted To Get Pictures Of Themselves Enjoying "Peace Train"
A Torah Deal For Somebody